to the next person who sleeps in my bed

I start the night with none of the covers, but will inevitably end up with all of them unless you put up one hell of a fight.

I still sleep with stuffed animals and it would behoove you to learn their names because they've been around longer and I love them lots.

We will cuddle, but within 20 minutes I will have moved as far away from you as the bed will allow. Do not take this personally.

I will probably fall in love with you when I see you in the morning with rumpled hair and sleepy eyes and stinky breath. I hope you'll fall in love with me, too.